Minecraft 2.

Steve and me 1.

Do you know who was the person in front of me? Well it was Steve. He is a very nice person and he is also stuck in the game like me. He said that there are millions of people stuck in the game, he told me also that when these people die they become monsters!

Day 1.

I was with Steve making a castle before the night because in the night the monsters come out and kill you. Well Steve didn't look scared because it wasn't his first day, he explained me everything about the monsters. He explained that creepers explode and zombies can crash your door. Well, when Steve was building the castle with me he made something like a cannon and it was a cannon, but he said that the it was a TNT cannon! A TNT cannon is so powerful, do you know how I knew it? Well we tried together that cannon out, it blowed up to 30 zombies at a time but then we saw something.......


                                             To be continued........

Minecraft 1.

Hi, I am Josh and I will present you my Mincraft skills. Minecraft is my favorite game but I got stuck in the game before but I got out. Actually I am gonna tell you my journey, it was like a dream but it wasn't. It started when I woke up near my bed, that was a purple thing, I touched it and went in it and I just realized that was a portal and I went in the game....

And I just realized I went in my favorite game and do you know once I wished to go in Minecraft. And I just saw somebody in front of me......

                                                                               To be continued.......

Learn Italien Now 1.

 The Numbers 1.

Uno:1
Due:2
Tre;3
Quattro:4
Sei;6
Otto:8
Nove; 9
Dieci: 10
Venti: 20

Hallo! (german) learn a new language 1.

Your first lesson:

Here is some basics:

Hallo: Hello
Ich bin Tom.: I am Tom.
Ich habe durst.: I'm thirty
Ich habe hungrig.: I am hungry.
Was ist das?: What is this?
Ich bin müde.: I'm tired.

Your second lesson:

This is about numbers:

Eins: 1
Zwei: 2
Drei: 3
Vier: 4
Fünf: 5
Sechs: 6
Sieben: 7
Acht: 8
Neun: 9
Zehn: 10

Une Petite Comptine (version francais)

Promenions-nous dans les bois

Promenons-nous dans les bois
Pendant que le loup n'y est pas.
Si le loup y etait
Il nous mangerait
Mais comme il n'y est pas
Il ne nous mangerera pas

Loup y es-tu?
Entends-tu?
Que fais-tu?

Le loup repond:
-J'enfile mon pentalon.

Reprenez le couplet autant de fois que
vous le voulez et le loup repond:
mes chaussettes, ma veste, etc.
Et sa dernière réponse est:

-J'arrive!
-Les enfants fuient.

                                                        Chantal Janisson

Monuments of the world 2.

These are the 7 ancient wonders.

1. The Great Pyramid at Giza
2. The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
3. The statue of Zeus
4. The Temple of Artemis
5. The Mosoleum 
6. The Colossus of Rhodes
7. The Lighthouse at Alexandria

The Monuments Of The World 1.

These are the top 7 monuments of the world:

These monuments are the 7 wonders of the world.

These are the modem 7 wonders:

1. Christ Redeemer
2. Great Wall of China
3. Machu Picchu
4. Petra
5. Pyramid at Chichén Itza
6. Roman Colosseum
7. Taj Mahal 

The Universe (version larousse)

The Earth, the Moon and the Sun : who is the biggest?

The Moon can sometimes look like it's bigger than the Sun, but it's actually the smallest one among all three planets. The Earth is four times bigger than the Moon, but the Earth is a hundred and nine times smaller than the Sun! The Sun looks like small because it's very far away from the Earth : 150 millions of kilometers far away!

Translated from Larousse.

Prehistoric people (version larousse)

How does prehistoric people kill some enormous mammoths?

Well they didn't want to hurt themselves so they made traps to not hurt themselves. First they dig a hole then they covered the hole with branches and leaves. After that they wait for a mammoth to fall in their trap and when a mammoth fall in their trap they would all take stones and branches to throw on the mammoth until the mammoth die.

Translated from Larousse.

The Dinosaurs (version larousse)

How do we know if dinosaurs existed? 

After scientists studied and observed the tooth, bones and eggs they conclude that it was some kind of animals that they have never seen. These fossil, bones can be found all over the world. But these animals actually existed because we can find their rests. These are some wonderful creatures!

Translated from Larousse.

Une Petite Blague Sur Mme. Alien 2.(toutes les versions alien sont des versions rigolade)

Blague 1:

(Mme alien est une maîtresse)

Les élèves demandent sauf 2 garçons: Où est la maîtresse?
Un garçon dit: Si tu me demandes, je demande à qui?
Fils alien (élève): Moi je sais, elle est enceinte.
Tous les élèves demandent: Comment tu sais?
Fils alien répond: C'est ma mère!
Tous les autres élèves alien énervés disent: Ah, tu nous as bien expliqué pourquoi tu es le chouchou de la maîtresse. Prend ces baffes!!!

Deux heures après... à l'hôpital:

La maîtresse dit: je vais te faire ta revenge!

Le deuxième jour à l'école tout le monde a eu des punitions toute la journée sauf le chouchou de la maîtresse (son fils) qui n'a pas eu de punition.

Et après ce jour il a eu plein et plein de nouveaux enemies.......

Enfant Genie - Carl Gauss (version genie math)

A neuf ans, tu sais probablement compter jusqu'à 10, ou peut-être à 100 si tu es assez patient. Mais tu abandonneras quand on te demande de compter jusqu'à 1000. Alors moi non, je peux le faire en lisant l'histoire de Gauss - Carl Gauss - le prince de maths!

C'est une histoire quand Gauss avait neuf ans, comme nous. Un jour son prof de maths voulait lire un livre qu'il vient d'avoir. Il a eu une drôle d'idée: il a demandé ses enfants de calculer la somme des nombres entre un et cent. Alors comme tous les enfants, les copains de Gauss ont commencé à calculer de un à cent... ca prend du temps et ca convient bien à leur maitre. Comme ça il peut lire tranquillement son bouquin!

Surprise tous sauf un, sauf Carl Gauss! Mais oui, quand le prince (de maths) arrive, tout devient facile... Il n'a même pas utilisé sa calculette, il ne triche pas. Et il a trouvé la solution en calcul mental.  :-)

En fait c'est super fastoche, même moi je sais faire. On calcule une fois de un à cent et une autre fois de cent à un, cela fait deux fois de cent un à cent un, donc deux fois le calcul c'est cent fois cent un, et le résultat est donc cinquante fois cent un, c'est-à-dire cinq milles cinquante. Voilà, le tour de calcul mental.

Si tu y arrives sans lire cette histoire en avance, peut-être tu seras le (mini-)prince de maths de demain! :-)

La Poesie 1. (L'effet divers)

La poésie effet divers.

L'effet divers des faits divers

Les images des faits divers

nous apprennent, sans avoir l'air,

à ne pas être trop distrait.

Le nez en l'air, sans faire exprès,

on tombe d'un échafaudage,

votre cheval brise ses traits,
votre paquebot fait naufrage.

Qui donc a été si distrait?
Les victimes du fait divers?
Ou vous et moi, au chaud au frais,
bien tranquilles, levant nos verres?

Sans y penser, sans le savoir,
juste distrait,
sans le vouloir et sans le voir,
on pousse un inconnu de son échafaudage,
on fait peur au cheval qui s'emballe et s'effraie,
on ouvre une voie d'eau et provoque un naufrage.

Prenez garde d'être distrait:
l'effet divers des faits divers
a des causes bien singulières.
Le crime garde son secret.
                                                          Claude Roy.

Le Chouchou Alien Fort en TOUT 1. (version rigolade)

Maitre alien: "Pizza + Manger = ?"

Chouchou du maitre dit: "Pizza + Manger = Délicieux"

Rentrer à la maison.....

"Papa, maman, le maître dit Pizza + Manger = ? et moi j'ai répondu et dit Pizza + manger = Délicieux"

Papa et maman disent que ca mérite bien une bonne pizza et maintenant avant de manger répond à la question "2 Bonne pizza + Aime pas = ?"

Fils alien (chouchou du maître) répond "2 Bonne pizza + Aime pas = Allergique + 2 Bonne pizza = 2 Bonne Vomissements"

Papa maman disent : "Correct"

Fils alien dit encore "Vos question sont toute pourries. Moi eu une nouvelle question, 1 gateau on le coupe 3 fois combien de morceaux au maximale?"

Papa dit : "6 morceaux"

Maman dit : "Toi papa tu as pas appris les maths? Ben tu as eu faux c'est 6 morceaux avec un tout petit morceau au milieu si tu décales les trois coups de couteaux un petit peu, c'est donc 7 la bonne réponse!"

Fils alien dit : "Tout faux c'est huit regarder cette image et vous saurez comment j'ai fait. Bande de nuls!"

Maman et papa disent : "Toi tu es nul parce que le pizza a refroidi a cause de toute tes questions!"

Fils alien dit : "Oops!!!!!!"

The Final War (Immortal Bowler)

This time, I think, is the last time they would come and attack us or maybe we will win them. Because I heard about that they are using some technics that almost no one knows! That is the immortal bowler technic, this technic is using healers that is invincible if you only have one air defense or you don't have any air defenses. And now we don't have any air defenses so we are......DOOMED!!!!!

Anyway it needs more than two days for our two air defenses to be finished building and they only need one day to finish their troops. So now we need to use all of our gems to save the world, so we used all our gems and almost saved the world because they used first all their last giants and troops to destroy our air defenses and then we had an idea: one of soldier said "Why don't we go and sneak to the enemy base and win?" and then we all say great idea but still we don't want to lose our own base so we let some of our soldiers to defend. We successfully got their base but they got our base. That does not matter because they don't have any food but we got their food and we took our own food to the new enemy base and now that base is not anymore an enemy base because the enemies also all got killed by hunger. So we really won!!!

                                                            The End!!!!

The Great Attack of the Enemies in 1991

The war hasn't stopped but they haven't attacked us for one year. We now know their new plans, I think they've run out of plans but they didn't. Their last plan I think is to make an alliance and I've guessed correctly. Their plan is to make an alliance with aliens and somehow they can communicate with each other. So we have an idea to make our defenses better. Our idea is to have an alliance with momies and other creatures and at the battle we won, do you know how?

Even though they have aliens but they didn't know we have other creatures and aliens were actually even better than our creatures but we had more. This time they used all of their troops and we used all of our troops too. They didn't really destroy anything and we have sneaked up and destroyed some of their base too. We won!!!

Les Tableaux du Louvre 2

Le Printemps et L'Eté sont deux tableaux très connus. Le Printemps est peint avec plein de fleurs du printemps. Et L'Eté est peint avec plein de fruits de cette saison.

Voilà toutes les informations sur ces deux tableaux:

Ils sont peints et exposés au même endroit......

Exposition: Le temps à l'oeuvre

Artiste: Giuseppe Arcimboldo

Date: 1573

Technique/Matériaux: Huile sur bois

Dimension: Hauteur: 76 cm Largeur 63 cm

The Fight against the Dragons

 The new epic fight begins!!!

In 1990 the fight against the creator of that game hasn't stopped. The creator wanted to make a new troop "the dragons" and we think he is gonna use dragons and other creatures to attack us, so we've been making some air defenses mainly and we have finished preparing our houses. We hate these stupid goblins that take our gold and food each time,  there is sometimes a small fight. These days are calm but we always think there is a trap. Oh no, they are building in thousands and millions of kilometers away from here some dragon's huts. We think it is like goblin huts just some buildings where goblins hide in but a dragon hut is completely different because scientists researched that a dragon hut spawns dragons out when there is a big battle. When I heard that, I was thinking that we don't have any chance of winning the battle. Except if we can destroy these huts. Oh my god, I am so smart why don't we make soldier huts and we might have a chance to beat the enemy. Today is the battle day and we won! Do you know how?

Well we have made so many soldier's huts and before the battle we have destroyed a few dragon's huts. Still the dragons were too powerful but we still have other soldiers coming helping us from other countries. And we won, still they destroyed a lot.

To be continued......

A Great Story for Childs (version anglaise)

Long long ago there was an extraordinary big battle field, there was the red and blue teams. Everyone thinks that the red team was gonna win but in the blue team there was a very smart person. He's name is Tom. Tom got an extraordinary idea. His idea was to use lava and water to let the enemy die.

But the problem is how?

Tom used water from a very high place so the enemy down there would die. Tom then used lava on the other side and then let them die without using any soldiers.

                                       The End!!!

The Asteroid Attack (version anglaise)

In 1989, after the attack of the game Clash of Clans, the inventor of the game got a new idea to get his revenge. His new idea is to command his people to throw asteroids on the planet Earth (our planet) and in the asteroids I am guessing there are lot's of bombs. Sadly no one noticed except me. I got an idea! My idea is to warn everybody. And i did it! They trusted me and they shot all the asteroids off. Good news, the asteroids got successfully shot off and the technology is improving. Bad news in the asteroids were actually not bombs but giants and other unknown creatures invading and parachuting like last time. It was a bad thing but it was cool for me because I love battles. I am now gonna see how much they destroyed......



Some asteroid crashing right on the Earth.





OH MY GOD, it is like if they destroyed the entire planet but actually they only destroyed about 75% of the Earth and they have destroyed my house. I think the inventor of that game should give up on attacking or we are doomed and while that stupid inventor is planning a new plan, we are rebuilding our houses and helping the soldiers to improve and to rebuild defenses. The weird thing is that this was also a dream and it was the next part of the clash attack from yesterday.

To be continued.......



Clash of Clans 1988 (version anglaise)

In 1988 there was an epic game called Clash of Clans. The inventor of that game wanted to destroy the world. But how?

The inventor and his people wanted to make the game alive. And they did it! After that, people went crazy because houses were destroyed and people died. Soldiers were not at there level. Giants and archers were crazily destroying the walls. There was only one solution. Bomb the controller of all these. But there was a trap: when we bombed it there was a guy using laser. And that person is the president of the world and he is under the control of the enemies. And now the world exploded because under the president of the world was a bunch of bombs. BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh hi I am not dead yet because it was just a dream but it actually happened in real but they retreated and will continue their attacks next time.

Une Histoire de Combat pour les petits

Il était une fois un très grand combat entre les rouges et les bleus. Tout le monde pense que les rouges vont le gagner parce que leur troupe est trop forte pour les bleus. Mais dans l'equipe des bleus il y avait quelqu'un qui s'appelle Tom. Il utilise de la lave et de l'eau pour detruire les rouges. Mais comment?

Il commande ses soldats a mettre de la lave sur la nourriture des enemis. Au combat il met de la lave sur l'enemi et pour le reste, il les noies dans l'eau. Parce qu'il a mis de l'eau dans l'autre cote et les bleus gagnent le combat.

Les Tableaux du Louvre 1

Au musée du Louvre, il y a beaucoup de tableaux. Aujourd'hui on va commencer par le tableau de la Joconde. La Joconde est realisée par Leonardo de Vinci. Elle date entre 1503 et 1506. Son lieu de création est à Florence en Italie. Ce beau tableau s'appelle Mona Lisa ou la Joconde.

Ici il y a une photo de la Joconde.